Kuorans, what is your January Spotify wrapped?

— Danceability: 90.10

I. Nej

O5. Orbit (轨道) by THE8 ft. Jinjibewater

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Never knew this category existed until now. I don't know how they calculate happiness in my music. But the danceability part is pretty accurate. And I have you know, the songs I listen to have incredible instrumentals.

III. BTS

O1. Something Different by Why Don't We

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VIII. Selena Gomez

STATISTICS .ᐟ

P.S. I used Receiptify for this answer. And I will probably be working on filler answers for now.

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──O2. Beast by Mia Martina

— Popularity Score: 80.16/100

Something Different just hits different. I discovered beast from tiktok, and I don't know why it reminds me of alpha-omegaverse-wolf-babygirl-booktok content. The song is pretty good though. And of course, Orbit and Igloo is there. Off topic, but Lara and Daniela from Katseye absolutely killed the ‘Money Pull Up’ dance trend.

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TOP 1O TRACKS .ᐟ

O3. The Line by Arcane & Twenty One Pilots

──1O. Igloo by Kiss of Life

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II. Why Don't We

X. Kiss of Life

IV. Dua Lipa

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— Tempo: 105.0 BPM

— Instrumentalness: 0.00

IX. Chase Atlantic

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──‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ sad but make it chic .ᐟ

O9. Too Much by Spice Girls

— Average Track Age: 5.7 years

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V. Ariana Grande

VII. The Weeknd

O7. Money Pull Up by Blaiz Fayah, Maureen & DJ Glad

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I love Nej's music. It's so mystical. I have also been listening to a lot of BTS songs lately because their songs help me a lot to relax whenever I get anxious.

──O8. Ice On My Teeth by Ateez

──O4. Mal Lunée by Nej

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──O6. Big Plans by Why Don't We

TOP 1O ARTISTS .ᐟ

— Accousticness: 2.63

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VI. Michael Jackson

— Energy: 53.10

──‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ This is Noa, signing off.

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she's a modern greek tragedy.

— Happiness: 68.70